(Source: yeezusquote)

n0thingpink:

if I’m ever in a coma I still want someone to do my eyebrows

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
You will be worth the wait.
Why does my happiness depend on your attention?

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

alsinanation:

whenever you’re ready August. …………Just waiting……..

alsinanation:

whenever you’re ready August. …………Just waiting……..

roseshock:

Note to self

(Source: mamashug)